Bum Fight!

I look around just in time to see some angry old dude, he introduces himself as Irus, he also smells really bad. He tells me that he is king of the beggers around the palace, which to me seems really lame, but he seems quite proud of it. He then tries to tell me that other beggers are not welcome and that he would fight me. I found this to be quite the laughable concept and tried to persuade him otherwise, but since he would not listen to reason I was forced to beat him up. It wasn't much of a fight really, just me beating him up, I didn't kill him, just injured him so he would run away. The suitors were fairly impressed with my body and my rippling thigh muscles. Then Penelope came down and I told her the story of Odysseus and all the stuff he went through, then she recognized me and was really happy. Then me and Telemachaes began to plot about how to destroy the suitors. Then I went to sleep, waiting for tommorow to come.

Getting into the Palace, Took a Stoll to the Back

So after all of the planning and stuff with the sheepherder, we began our track back to the palace. This took quite some time but we made it and entered, then I saw my dog, who recognized me, tried to get up, but couldn't because he was so old and neglected, then he died. I got really sad because the first thing that happens when I enter my palace after 20 years is my dog dies. So then we enter the main chamber and meet up with the suitors who inform us that it could be a while before I can see Penelope. Then their leader hits me in the back with a stool, it really hurt, but i resisted the urge to kill him and just took it like a man. Then the real trouble began to start.

Getting Home

So we traveled to Ithica on this boat that was given to me by the Pahaecians, they also supplied me with many hunky sailors. After not too long we got to Ithica and that made me really happen. Then Athena came down and disguised me as some old guy,which was really gross. So then I decided to start walking back to my palace, then I got an idea. On my way their I stopped off by my friends sheep herding hut. We chilled there for a while and he didn't seem to recognize me. So after talking and planning how to get into the palace, we decided to leave. My cover story was I was just a begger who wanted to see Penelope so I could tell her what I had heard about Odysseus.

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