Hades, Phaecia, and Ithica

So I went to Hades, talked to some dead people, sacrificed some sheep and then when we got into hades we left. It really was pretty not exciting and un-fun. So then we went back to the ocean and started to sail for Ithica. Then I stopped telling this long story and the king of Phaecia gave me a ship and crew and sent me to Ithica. Then when I finally got to my homeland and was all happy and then Athena told me that I should be disguised as an old man and find a man who herds pigs. Then I will be able to get to my palace.

Bag of winds, giants, and crazy woman

So I was traveling around in my boat, when I found this island. My crew was looking mighty tired so we decided to land the boat in the island and let all the men off. Then there was this guy who gave us a bag of wind. So we left and were going home when I fell asleep and my crew opened the bag and the wind escaped. So we went back and the king was really pissed. So then we went to anther island and got eaten by some giants, they ate some of us. So we went to another island.

When we got to the next island, it looked like it would be a romping adventure. Then my crew got turned into pigs and Hermes saved me. So I decided to unpig my crew and run away. This adventure really sucked.

Posiden is a jerkface

So i was traveling on the ocean, just trying to get back to my awsome homeland, when Posiden is all like merrr, i suck. and then i'm all like whoaaaaaa, i'm shipwrecked :0 so i passed out in the hot sun and when i woke up there were these naked people around ;). i got real confuzzled so i went to see the king and athena turned into a maiden and guided me there. this whole time i was not wearing clothes. then i wore a cloud. the princess totally had the hots for me, and i was all like Yea-Yeah! then the king was gonna give a brotha a hand and get me on my way. hopefully i will be able to get back to my crib and lay the smackdown on some foolz.